I WOULD LIKE TO SAY
THIS IN VERSE;
“A CROOKED LITTLE
TALE ”
(with apologies to mother
goose)THERE WAS A CROOKED MAN WHO DEVISED A CROOKED PLAN
WITH HIS CROOKED BROTHERS AND HIS THREE CROOKED SONS
THEY WORKED THE CROOKED PLAN THAT LEFT A CROOKED TRAIL
AND HE FOUND MORE CROOKED MEN IN A STRIFE DIVIDED LAND
AND SO THIS CROOKED CROWD THEY HELD
A CROOKED POLL
AND FURTHER CROOKED CRONIES JOINED THIS CROOKED GROUP
THEY BUILT A CROOKED PORT AND A CROOKED CRICKET GROUNDS
WHERE LOTS OF CROOKED CHAPS MADE MINTS OF CROOKED CASH
AND FURTHER CROOKED CRONIES JOINED THIS CROOKED GROUP
THEY BUILT A CROOKED PORT AND A CROOKED CRICKET GROUNDS
WHERE LOTS OF CROOKED CHAPS MADE MINTS OF CROOKED CASH
THEY ALLOTTED CROOKED MEN TO EVERY
CROOKED POST
AND BOUGHT SOME CROOKED OPPOSITION PAYING CROOKED CASH
THEY SPOKE WITH CROOKED TONGUES AND RELATED CROOKED TALES
AND THEY ALL THRIVED TOGETHER IN THAT CROOKED HOUSE OF FAME
AND BOUGHT SOME CROOKED OPPOSITION PAYING CROOKED CASH
THEY SPOKE WITH CROOKED TONGUES AND RELATED CROOKED TALES
AND THEY ALL THRIVED TOGETHER IN THAT CROOKED HOUSE OF FAME



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