Rohan Weliwita hides A.S.P. Liyanage!

Monday, 20 April 2015

The person by the name Rohan Weliwita, who claims himself to be the media spokesman to Mahinda Rajapaksa, is playacting after concealing his very good friend, A.S.P. Liyanage, the owner of Peacock Palace, and issuing media statements, say sources close to the former president.

In a statement to the media, Weliwita ways Rajapaksa had put off taking up residence at Peacock Palace, which was due for today, as Liyanage has gone missing. Weliwita and Liyanage are bosom buddies and original racketeers, who struck many deals during the Rajapaksa rule.

It is well known that once, Rajapaksa found out a deal struck by Weliwita, rebuked him in raw filth, slapped him and expelled him from Temple Trees. Later, he apologized and started frequenting Temple Trees once again, and during the presidential election he got minister Champika Ranawaka mixed up in a big trouble.

That was - Weliwita photoshopped a picture of the ex-president embracing film director Dr. Lester James Peiris to show that it was KP who was being embraced, and sent it to Ranawaka. Falling for Weliwita’s trap, Ranawaka issued the picture to the media and found himself in deep trouble. However, Ranawaka humbled himself before Dr. Peiris and apologized. The entire conspiracy was planned by this Weliwita.

Former staffers of Rajapaksa’s media unit discuss among themselves as to how such a lowly figure could become the media spokesman of the former president. They say that Rajapaksa has not yet learnt his lesson.