‘Rule by the Stupid, Ignorant, Lazy and also Profoundly Incompetent’!

WELCOME TO THE ‘AMERICAN KAKISTOCRACY’, OR . . .

by Selvam Canagaratna-June 8, 2019, 7:23 pm 

"To serve an unintelligent man is like crying in the wilderness, massaging the body of a dead man, planting water-lilies on dry land, whispering in the ear of the deaf."

– Panchatantra (c. 5th c.), tr. Franklin Edgerton.

Donald Trump is the leader of the American ‘kakistocracy’ – a term that means ‘rule by the stupid, ignorant, lazy and profoundly incompetent’. Sophia A. McClennen predicted this accurately in a Salon essay published a full month before Trump was inaugurated. As business professor André Spicer described it in a Guardian Op-Ed, a kakistocracy is "the wicked disorder that can result when expertise and ethical judgment are aggressively and systematically pushed aside."

On Wednesday, May 22, in keeping with his ceremonial duties as king of the kakistocrats, Donald Trump stood at a lectern in the Rose Garden after reportedly throwing a temper tantrum during a (very brief) meeting with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer. Trump proclaimed, "I don’t do cover-ups" and announced that there would be no trillion-dollar infrastructure bill as long as Democrats in Congress dared to investigate him.

Along with the seal of the President of the United States, Trump’s lectern was festooned with a placard that read ‘no collusionʼ and ‘no obstruction’, and included other supposedly favourable details about Robert Mueller’s investigation, at least as massaged and misrepresented by Attorney General William Barr.

The net effect of Trump’s press conference was akin to a scene from Mike Judge’s satire Idiocracy but with one key difference: Judge’s fictional President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is more intelligent than Donald Trump, possesses more charisma and after his own fashion actually cares about the welfare of the United States.

Given his horrible public and private behaviour and his gross defects in character and morals, Donald Trump’s ‘no collusion, no obstruction’ is the political equivalent of an attorney asking a defendant in court, "When did you stop beating your wife?" That the President of the United States must repeatedly deny engaging in criminal behaviour is a de facto confession to virtually everything Trump has been accused of doing.

And of course Trump chose to lie, as usual. During that Wednesday’s press conference‚ Trump chose a lie of omission: the other part of the ABC News infographic which he and his minions chose to discard detailed all of Trump’s allies who have been charged, convicted or imprisoned because of Mueller’s investigation.

A king has a court. This is especially true in a kakistocracy. Donald Trump’s favourite jester of the moment is Ben Carson, the famed brain surgeon now turned Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.

On Tuesday, May 21, Carson testified before Congress, displaying no evidence of the supposed intelligence that enabled him to become one of the country's most celebrated paediatric brain surgeons.

During his testimony, Carson could not answer basic questions about his job and what it entails. He appeared to lack even the most elemental expertise necessary to serve in a cabinet-level position – for any agency.

Carson was unable even to answer a simple question about foreclosures: Carson repeatedly confused the term ‘REO’ (meaning real estate owned properties) with Oreo cookies!

In an effort to diffuse the laughter and dodge the barbs thrown at him for his amazing display of incompetence, Carson then tweeted a photo of himself smiling while holding a bag of Oreos.

A joke about a black conservative who works for a racist President proudly holding up a bag of Oreos writes itself. Unfortunately the joke is so obvious that it is rendered crude and dull, and would likely end up on the cutting room floor at Saturday Night Live or The Jeffersons.

Chauncey DeVega, writing on the Salon website, noted that Ben Carson is not the only jester in the court of the king of the kakistocracy. Donald Trump has filled key governmental positions, from the cabinet level down, with individuals who are manifestly unqualified for their jobs. This takes several forms. In some cases these people have no training for the jobs they have been assigned. Federal judges with lifetime appointments, for example, who possess little if any knowledge of the law and the Constitution. Their qualifications? Enforcing the will of the extreme right by overturning women’s reproductive rights, smothering the civil and human rights of nonwhites, LGBTQ people and other groups, killing unions, overturning labour and environmental laws, and making it harder for Democrats to vote as a way of ensuring the Republican Party’s continued rule.

There are other members of Trump’s kakistocracy who may have the intelligence and ability to run portions of the government effectively but have no desire to do so. Why? Destroying American government and democracy is their primary goal. In the service of gangster capitalism, the government and the very idea of the commons must – as anti-tax crusader Grover Norquist once put it – be shrunk down to the point it can be drowned in the bathtub. As Norm Ornstein said of the Trump regime in a 2017 essay in the Atlantic, "Awful as the grifterish mentality and behaviour may be, worse is the other part of kakistocracy – inept, corrupt, and disruptive governance."

The American kakistocracy is not an indictment of Donald Trump and other members of the country’s elite alone. Trump’s movement would have little power or legitimacy if there were not many millions of Americans who share his values.

Nearly two and a half years into Trump’s recent regime, it is obvious that his voters and other rank-and-file supporters love him. They love him for his ignorance, boorishness, crudeness, anti-rationality, irrationality, the fact that he proudly does not read and other wilful deficits of the intellect and mind. In their eyes, these are not disqualifications but positive attributes that elevate him above all other leaders.

Philosopher Henry A. Giroux summed up much of this thus in a recent essay on Salon: "Thinking is now viewed as an act of stupidity, and ignorance a virtue. All traces of critical thought appear only at the margins of the culture, as ignorance becomes the primary organizing principle of American society. For instance, the Republican Party in Congress does not believe that climate change is caused by human activity, making the US the laughingstock of the world. Politicians endlessly lie, knowing that the public is addicted to extreme violence and shock, which allow them to drown in overstimulation and live in an ever-accelerating overflow of information and images.

"I am not talking about the kind of anti-intellectualism that has a long history in the United States. I am pointing to a more lethal form of ignorance fuelled by a manufactured type of illiteracy that is often ignored. What I am referring to is a mode of illiteracy that is both a scourge and a political power-tool designed primarily to make war on language, meaning, thinking, and the capacity for critical thought."

In tragic fashion, concluded Chauncey DeVega, "Donald Trump is proof that the myth of American meritocracy may, if turned upside down, actually be true: Anyone can become President, if he is a rich white man craven and stupid enough to appeal to the worst instincts of Americans and rule over a kakistocracy."